Cyn: Yes! It’s the one and only college checklist!!
1) Do your laundry.
Cyn: Why is there just one sock?
2) Eating is important. Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner.
3) Remember to bring… Computer, Powered Lamp, Keys
Cyn: Stupid!… Stupid!… Stupid!…
Note: disembodied hand accurate representation of typical professor
Cyn: Hey guys! Let’s put this battery in the microwave and see what happens!
? Then do the thing with the paper and the electric fan!