Cyn: Yes! It’s the one and only college checklist!!

1) Do your laundry.

Cyn: Why is there just one sock?

2) Eating is important. Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner.

3) Remember to bring… Computer, Powered Lamp, Keys

Cyn: Stupid!… Stupid!… Stupid!…

Note: disembodied hand accurate representation of typical professor

4) Think!

Cyn: Hey guys! Let’s put this battery in the microwave and see what happens!

? Then do the thing with the paper and the electric fan!