Cyn: Here’s an interesting concept: permanent storage. Movie: Night at the Museum 2.

Ben Stiller: What’s going on here?

Theodore Roosevelt: The exhibits are being shipped to permanent storage at the Smithsonian.

Cyn: Permanent storage. You put something in a dark, musty basement and never look at it again. Ever. Otherwise it wouldn’t be permanent storage. It would just be storage. That said, let me give you a tip. The next time you are going to store something forever, just throw it out.