Environmentalist’s Monopoly


Cyn: I started thinking about applying for a job that pays more.

Bingo: I thought you liked all of your jobs.

Cyn: but I could make more money doing something less fun. Except I couldn’t figure out why I would need more money. What would I do with it?

Bingo: You could buy things!

Cyn: Hm. I could buy up lots of property.

Bingo: Yeah!

Cyn: Build houses. Make more money. Buy more land.

Bingo: Or-

Cyn: Then I can tear down the houses and put in hotels.

Bingo: You could plant oak saplings.

Cyn: No, no! You don’t plant trees in Monopoly!