Cyn:

Have you read a Terms of Service agreement recently? Or ever?
Like, look at this one I agreed to yesterday:

PLEASE READ THIS PROVISION CAREFULLY. IT INCLUDES AN AGREEMENT TO MANDATORY ARBITRATION. IF YOU WANT TO OPT-OUT OF THIS MANDATORY ARBITRATION AGREEMENT, THIS PROVISION DESCRIBES THE PROCEDURES YOU MUST FOLLOW TO DO SO.

Cyn: How can you opt out of something mandatory?
That’s like the military saying, Hey, you’re getting conscripted into the army.
But only if you want to be.