Cyn: The stealthy hunter prepares to take down her tasty but dimwitted prey.She bursts from the sand! Cyn: I’m stuck.
Cyn: That’s right, come get this delicious piece of popcorn.Look, I put it out just for you. Argent: Cyn, stop terrorizing the seagulls.
Commence the animation!
Cyn: Most people aren’t child prodigies. They got where they are through some combination of effort and affability.It’s your life. You get to choose what you want to do.
Cyn: You don’t fool me. I see you for what you really are.A bizarre courting ritual.
C. Prince: Come back next week, okay?
Cyn: To the secret lair!To the lair!
Cyn: Ever notice those black spots on the sidewalk? For a long time I thought they were a naturally occurring phenomenon. The spots were just a sign of old age.Then I realized.It’s gum.Gum hardened and tarred into the cement by the sun.
Cyn: I ate a hot pepper. Bingo: And we spent the rest of the day at the emergency room!
Argent: Please pass the salt. Argent: Please pass the salt to me.
Cyn: Will we suffer bullying with silence? Will we lie down and agree that it’s bad to stand out from the crowd? That if we don’t conform, then it’s our fault when bullies strike?No! No more! Together we shall rise up! Together we shall shout it’s not just okay – it’s great to be different!Who’s… Read more »
German Shepherd: On the other hand……Wait, I only have one hand!NOOOOOO
Dr Wolf: What’s on your mind? Cyn: What’s on my mind?What is my mind?Where is my mind?
Cyn: Hi, I’ll have a New York strip steak, medium rare, with a house salad.…
Cyn: You know how dogs smell really bad? Well, We invented this dog collar air freshener. Now you can smell good wherever you go! Argent: And what scent are you wearing now? Bingo: Bacon.
Cyn: What’s the difference between cereal and soup? Soup is liquid with stuff in it. Cereal is liquid with stuff in it. At what point does water become soup? Is this melted ice cream soup? I don’t know anymore
Agent: Contrary to popular belief, what has been seen can be unseen. Agent: Turn your attention to this red light.
Bingo: Every time I have trouble counting past 9, I just take out my trusty bag of M&M’s. That’s how I learned to do it in school.Eight… Nine… Ten…
Cyn: Hmm, what’s this? A broom close aaaaaAAAAAaAAHHH
Cyn: Well, I’m not the most horrible cook alive, am I? Argent: …Not for long.
Bingo: If my last name was “Butt,” I would change it. Cyn: To what? Something more refined, like Derriere? Perhaps Keister, or maybe Tush?
Cyn: Urgh, another bad fortune! “The smart thing is to prepare for the unexpected.”You can’t prepare for the unexpected! If you prepared for it, you expected it!
Cyn: That should fix your problem, but if not, ha. Hahaha. HAHAHAH!
Cyn: What is this??
Cyn: Argent, if you don’t dump this ice water on your head, you have to pay me $100 and give me your sandwich. If you do pour the ice water on your head, I’m only going to eat your sandwich. Argent: I don’t think that’s how it works, Cyn.
Cyn: Heh. Neat.
Cyn: Why does pasta come in so many different shapes? I’m getting wheel noodles. Nobody can stop me!
Cyn: My blood type is AB. Bingo: Oh. Mine is red.
Cyn: Women are handsome. Men are beautiful. Words are toys.
Cyn: How to identify a cat: Dog: walk we’re going for a walk are we going for a walk oh yes so fun let’s go outside walk and look at fun things outside walk oh I can’t wait are we leaving now is it time to leave will we walk fast or slow oh my… Read more »
Cyn: Hey Raúl. How about some bee vomit on your pancakes?
Pug: Why hello, Bingo! Bingo: How did you know my name?
Bingo: We still have thirty minutes before the movie starts. Let’s walk around the park to kill some time. Cyn: Murderer!